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I've never read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight, but from what I can gather, the novel has something to do with teen love and vampires. If you've ever wondered why women of all ages have gone nuts over the book, the gang over at Epipheo Studios have come up with a new video that explains How Twilight Works. In just under three minutes, they explain why Meyer's novels turn women of all ages into swooning fangirls with a hankering for sparkly vampires.

The animated clip makes Twilight's appeal seem pretty simple. Basically, according to their take, Bella is a non-descript young girl who Meyers purposely avoids describing so female readers can put themselves in her position. The narrator repeatedly compares her to a Lego block -- which, having seen Kristen Stewart act, seems like a pretty good comparison. Meanwhile, Edward -- the "hunky" vampire in a teen boy's body -- is described in loving detail, and is essentially the "perfect man" on steroids. Of course, the way they describe it is way funnier, but you get the point.

While none of this is particularly profound, the video is entertaining -- if you're one of those folks who aren't rabid over Twilight or love to drive everyone else nuts by complaining about it 24-7. It's also a nice calling card for Epipheo Studios, an Internet marketing company interested in re-imagining online advertising. The company believes Internet ads should reach audiences by educating and enlightening them -- creating epiphanies for viewers, who will then share them with others. It's basically viral marketing, but these guys seem to be good at it.

How Twilight Works isn't trying to sell you anything, and the "epiphany" of the piece isn't of the Earth-shattering variety, but it's still entertaining. Check it out after the jump and see if you don't agree.

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Before Mr. T (aka Lawrence Tureaud) began extolling the virtues of playing a "Night Elf Mohawk" in Blizzard's wildly popular World of Warcraft, the bejeweled actor had a much loftier goal, railing against the evils of wearing designer clothes. After all, as The A-Team's BA Baracus tells us in the clip's opening moments, "Would Calvin Klein, Bill Blass or Gloria Vanderbilt wear clothes with your name on it? Of course not." I bet they would if your name was something like Versace, but maybe that's missing the point. Clubber Lang's wise advice? "Table the label and wear your own name."

The clip's uncomfortable opening is a mere taste of the horrors to come. Mr. T. steps aside so we can all bear witness to what may very well be the worst fashion show ever recorded on a VHS camera. Imagine the spokesmodel competition from each week's Star Search, only with Mr. T. providing the insightful commentary and not Ed McMahon, and you have an inkling of what you're in for. You really haven't lived until you've heard Mr. T. say, "And here's Marta, our subway sweetheart taking the A-train to fashion in this graffiti-inspired creation," while watching a young girl dancing to 80's muzak cheese. Things get even more surreal when he concludes that Marta's "a real hot dog."

Boasting slow motion shots, freeze frame photos that make Glamor Shots look like the work of Helmut Newton, awful dance moves and lots of loud neon backdrops, this whole thing reeks of the 1980s. Add in countless shots of Mr. T. slinking around the edge of the action like a creepy uncle and the awkward meter literally explodes. I hope this same fate doesn't befall Quinton "Rampage" Jackson after he takes on Mr. T's role in the new A-Team movie.

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